- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

ok

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

ugh good riddance

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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