children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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