What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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