Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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david poredos

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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