man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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rocky is here again.......................

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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