- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

you suck

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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