- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

God. God.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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