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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

I just drank a cola.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Women's rights

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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