A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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People...

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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