What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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