- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

"Knock knock." "No."

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Knock Knock Come in.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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