What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Loperson

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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