What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Women's Rights

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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