knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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