- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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