whats 2+2? 4

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Women's rights

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Moral

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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You're a frog

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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