why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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