- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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