a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Phew... it's gone.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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