What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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