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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Your Mother

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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