- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

This is a joke. Laugh!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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