Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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