Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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I am dyslexic

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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