- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

knock knock There's no door

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

ur gay

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

i keep getting thumbs down...

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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