Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

i keep getting thumbs down...

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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