- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

The FCC

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why? Why Not?

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

YO FACE

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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