- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

How high is a Chinaman

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Guess what? The Game.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Knock, Knock No one was home.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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