- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What can make you pee? Liquid

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ecks! why zee?

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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