Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Your Mother

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