- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Im taking a shit right now.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

hey John will you make some copies

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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