What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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