- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

I dont have a girlfriend

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Womens rights

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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