What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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hello anomonous

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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I love you

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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