- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

women's rights.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Im batman...suck it losers

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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