- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

knock knock There's no door

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

NEVER

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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