- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

you suck

VAL SUCKS

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Get up Look in the mirror

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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