- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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