- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

"Knock knock." "No."

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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