- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Get up Look in the mirror

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Joke

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??