What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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