Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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