A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

arena football

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

H o m o comes out as homo

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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