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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why was the man sad His got raped

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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