What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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