- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What do you call a black man? A person

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

I dont have a girlfriend

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What's the difference between a duck?

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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