- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Your face

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

boobs.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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