- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Urban ghettos

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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