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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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