What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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GONNA

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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