yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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