Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Female rights.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Anthony sucks

Women's Rights.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What's white and gluey Glue

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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