- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Gangnam style

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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