My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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EGGPLANT

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Vagina.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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I'm gay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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