- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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