- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

a jew walks out of a furnace

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

No, Trinidad.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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