I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

womens rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A man walks into a vagina

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

willie revilame

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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