- Anti Joke

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

sorry got to poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Nice belt.