Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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