- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

VAGINA.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

why did the boy die? because he got shot

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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