Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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