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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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