- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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