- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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