- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

NEVER

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

A woman leaves the kitchen.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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