What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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