If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Your face is hilarious.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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