- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the holocaust

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Homonyms should be band.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

I work at jcpenny

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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