why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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