- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Women's Rights

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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