Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's two plus two? Window

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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