Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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robin, get in the car.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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