- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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