Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Compton

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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