why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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