- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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