How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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