- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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