- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

But who would want to sell us out and why?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Jayden Eccles

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

being sober in a bar fight

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

I regret everything.....

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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