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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

I think everybody should have a penis.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What did death say to life? Go die

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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