Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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