- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

The MLS

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

A mormon walks into a bar.

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