- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

smell the vitamin C

Loperson

AIDS.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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