- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

david poredos

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

I think everybody should have a penis.

An Asian with a big dick.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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