- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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