What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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