- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

42, that is all

Hey, Max!!

What do you call a black man? A person

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Today is March 22.

I woke up today

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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